|Me:||So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.|
|Grandma:||I have enough idiot granddaughters already|
|Grandma:||But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.|
|My mom:||Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?|
|Me:||Yeah... *doesn't move at all*|
|Grandma:||Katie, go pick up the LEGOs|
|Me:||Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*|
|Grandma:||See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.|
This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down
Sometimes I start to forget just what a phenomenal dolt George W. Bush actually was.
His folks live in Maine. He lives in Texas. Were it the other way around, I would live in Texas.
His family lives two miles from where I work. Do you have any idea as to how many times a day I am asked “where do the Bush’s live?” “Can you tell me how to get to the Bush’s house?” It’s hell sometimes