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Hey peeps, me name is Sofia nice to meet you.. my blog is pretty random so if you Want to spice up your dash with awesomness, this blog is for you .. even though this blog is quite funny, it will not cure cancer, or any other disease so please, lower your expectations... just kidding... no i'm not. anyways, I follow back, always have, always will. don't be afraid to drop by and holler at me. I have no life so i will most likely holler at you back :D

sorry:

Not sure if hungry or just bored

(Source: sorry, via pagingme)

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6 days ago

perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

image

(via damn-funny)

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6 days ago

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

(via doddlekit)

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6 days ago

horror movie opening scene

white girl:i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl:babe what that??
white boy:i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl:zack!!!
white boy:ha ha just kidding!
white girl:asshole!
white boy:im just playin babe
white girl:that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy:i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl:zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl:ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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6 days ago

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

(via preoccupiedwith1985)

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6 days ago
korrathefirebender:

incompetentantagonist:

*shots fucking fired*

FUCK. This person isn’t even in the realm of fucking around.

korrathefirebender:

incompetentantagonist:

*shots fucking fired*

FUCK. This person isn’t even in the realm of fucking around.

(via doddlekit)

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