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moistnoodles:

i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO
Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

moistnoodles:

i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO

Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

(Source: srsfunny, via bluhbluhthisbitch)

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1 day ago

So I was explaining my gender-fluidity to my grandmother

Me:So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.
Grandma:I have enough idiot granddaughters already
Me:
Grandma:
Me:
Grandma:But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.
*then later*
My mom:Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?
Me:Yeah... *doesn't move at all*
Grandma:Katie, go pick up the LEGOs
Me:Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*
Grandma:See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.
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1 day ago
Anonymous asked: Cat MYAAHING at Skeletor?


Answer:

cat-meowing-at-things:

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1 day ago

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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(via timeturns-flames-toembers)

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2 days ago

I procrastinate so much I procrastinate the actual procrastination.

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(via timeturns-flames-toembers)

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2 days ago

panicrobot:

waegen:

quasi-normalcy:

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

Sometimes I start to forget just what a phenomenal dolt George W. Bush actually was.

His folks live in Maine. He lives in Texas. Were it the other way around, I would live in Texas.

His family lives two miles from where I work. Do you have any idea as to how many times a day I am asked “where do the Bush’s live?” “Can you tell me how to get to the Bush’s house?” It’s hell sometimes

(via giraffeskull)

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2 days ago

chief-rumbly-noises:

walkingthenarrowway:

I love my skin!

**tears**

I love this so much

(Source: arthaemisia, via bluhbluhthisbitch)

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2 days ago